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    /  /    | Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.  |
    |  |    | It maketh me to wake in green pastures:     |
    |  |    | It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.   |
    |  |    | It restoreth my buzz.  It leadeth me in the |
    |  |    | paths of consciousness for its name's sake. |
    \  \    | Yea, though I walk through the valley of the|
     `\ `\  | shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal.  |
       `. `\| For thou art with me.  Thy cream and thy    |
         / /| sugar, they comfort me.  Thou preparest a   |
       _/ / | carafe before me in the  presence of mine   |
      (__/  | enemies.  Thou anointest my day with pep.   |
            | My mug runneth over.  Surely richness and   |
    _..---""`\ taste shall follow me all the days of my  /`""---.._
 .-'          \  life, and I will dwell in the House of /          '-.
:              `-.__ Mocha forever.    Amen        __.-'              :
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